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Birthday Fundraiser: The Story of Sponsoring Juicy

For my birthday, I went out to the bar with an empty tin can and asked for donations. Thankfully, I’m the perfect combination of annoying yet endearing, so most people trusted that I planned to use the money for an Animal Rescue League donation, as opposed to a new couch. (I only considered it for a…… Continue reading Birthday Fundraiser: The Story of Sponsoring Juicy

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Surprise Muthafucka! The Story of an Animal-Loving Anti-Hero

Hi. I am vindictive. Read on to find out why. Today, a man was arrested for hanging a puppy by the neck and punching it in the face after it chewed his shoe. Da Fuck is wrong with you, sir?  In other news, “The illicit wildlife (…) trade is estimated to be worth $70-213 billion a year”.…… Continue reading Surprise Muthafucka! The Story of an Animal-Loving Anti-Hero