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Flashback Friday: The Story of How I Almost Died in a Canyon with a Mormon Whose Name I Never Got

Story time! Last summer, my boyfriend and I drove cross-country for 6 weeks. We made a big circle, going south, west, up the coast, back east and home again. One of my favorite memories is of the time we almost died in Utah. Let’s begin… Chapter 1 – NOPE We stop at Zion National Park,…… Continue reading Flashback Friday: The Story of How I Almost Died in a Canyon with a Mormon Whose Name I Never Got

Anecdotal Evidence · Big Fat Wine Tears · Bigger Than My Body · Travel · Wine and Beer

Secret to Life: The Story of My Sweaty Friends

About a week ago, I went to a music festival in Arrington, Virginia called Lockn’. Between all the sweating, awkward finger-snapping (my specialty dance move) and *tent spiders, I realized something: I am lucky to have friends who look back. If you’ve ever been to a festival, or even a concert, then you know the…… Continue reading Secret to Life: The Story of My Sweaty Friends

Anecdotal Evidence · Big Fat Wine Tears · Bigger Than My Body · Drunk · Travel

Beautifully Average: The Story of How Everyone At Panera Bothered Me

I probably shouldn’t have a blog. I’m scatter-brained, mildly inappropriate, and most days I lead an exceptionally average life. But then I went to Panera and witnessed a murder. No, just kidding. But I did go to Panera and I almost committed a murder. So, I’m sitting by this loud couple who keeps talking, shouting…… Continue reading Beautifully Average: The Story of How Everyone At Panera Bothered Me