Anecdotal Evidence · Drunk

Murrysville Monkey: The Story of Either a Drunk Jeffrey or an Evil Government Funded Research Center

A guy named Jeffrey apparently *saw a monkey in his girlfriend’s backyard last week. He was obviously taking peyote, but I’m still thrilled by the possibility of a random monkey in Murrysville. It’s all very Curious George. BUT WAIT. “The University of Pittsburgh lists a primate research center on nearby New Texas Road as one…… Continue reading Murrysville Monkey: The Story of Either a Drunk Jeffrey or an Evil Government Funded Research Center

Anecdotal Evidence · Big Fat Wine Tears · Bigger Than My Body · Drunk · Travel

Beautifully Average: The Story of How Everyone At Panera Bothered Me

I probably shouldn’t have a blog. I’m scatter-brained, mildly inappropriate, and most days I lead an exceptionally average life. But then I went to Panera and witnessed a murder. No, just kidding. But I did go to Panera and I almost committed a murder. So, I’m sitting by this loud couple who keeps talking, shouting…… Continue reading Beautifully Average: The Story of How Everyone At Panera Bothered Me